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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Booster Hunters

I'm Talking about Modern Warfare 2 and Boosters. Boosters are the guys who sit in the corner hidden away and shoot each other in the head over and over again in matches. I don't like'em. So If I get in a match with them I hunt them until they quit. I enjoy Booster Hunting. If Microsoft won't do anything about it, well then I'll do my part. I know I'm not stopping them, but man is it fun to piss them off. Well until next time guys /rant off.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Sorry No milk Shake for you!

OK today we rant. How many times have you ordered a milkshake and you were told
A. We are out or B. The machine is broke? Honestly it seems like 90% of the time I ask for a milkshake I'm told I can't get a milkshake when I ask for one. Now I'm not naming any specific place, because It seems to happen everywhere I go. Even KFC never seems to have any Honey BBQ wings ready (they are sooo awesome!), lucky for me Papa Johns always seems to have a BBQ Pizza ready to go (ultra yummy), but then that is another topic. Back on track...So I ask you is it just me? Can a Gamer get a milkshake?

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Jacobi Recruits

I knew it was a mistake the moment it was over. I should have never turned this girl into a vampire.

She came out of nowhere as I was walking out of the woods into a clearing, "Jacobi! Do you know who I am?"

I was surprised that a human, a young human girl of about 16, could sneak up on a vampire. "No I don't, but you know my name and so you must know what I am."

Her smile was wicked. I saw then what she was and still is, a young vampire hunter. "My name is Judi and I do know what you are. You are a cannibal, a leach, a soul stealer. My family was killed by your kind when I was 12. I was adopted by a hunter and trained for a year until I ran off to kill things like you on my own. I've been killing things like you for the past 4 years. I've never killed one so young, but it should be fairly easy. I've come to show you the light."

I couldn't help but chuckle, "The light you say? Do you mean that figuratively or literally?"

"I intend on showing you the sunrise one last time. I'll even give you a chance to give up peacefully since you've killed so many of your own kind. "

"Then why not just let me live and go about my own way? or better yet join me in my silly little quest to destroy all evil."

"I've heard about vampires like you Jacobi, but the thing is over time you all lose emotion and the evil in you wins. So I think it's best if I just end your life now, it's the right thing to do. Save us some bloodshed Jacobi and just give up."

"ha-ha, so do you expect me to just sit with you and watch the sun come over the horizon? Do I even get a kiss?"

"You're a cute little boy, but I don't kiss dead things. What are you like 11 little vampire boy? Is it a deal, or should we just cut the bullshit and get to the fighting?"

"I died when I was 12 and maybe you should have stayed with your trainers longer cause I....ugh" I never even saw it coming. a rapid fire cross bow. I had 5 stakes in my chest before I could even blink. Nailed to a tree and Bleeding badly I realized that I had underestimated this little girl, but then again she didn't truly now what I was capable of either. "GO...Away..Girl"

She looked shocked that I could still talk to her, "You are a strong one Jacobi , Even with a stake in the heart you still fight?"

"Go...Away"

I could see the fear creep into her body as she started to realize I wasn't like the other vampires she has killed in the past. "The sun will be up soon and this will all be over. I don't know how you are still alive with a stake in your heart, but no vampire can survive the sunlight."

"Go!" I say as a final warning.

"No" she whispered.

.1 seconds: I think at this point she knew she was in over her head, but it was too late I was hungry and angry.
.2 seconds I ripped the stakes out of my body.
.4 seconds I close the distance between us
.5 my teeth sink into her neck.

I drain her blood. I should have thought more about what I was about to do. I bite my wrist and she instinctively drank from me.

I knew it was a mistake the moment it was over. I should have never turned this girl into a vampire.

Facebook family feud review

Finally Facebook gets a real game to play. The look and feel is better than I would expect from a game on Facebook. compared to it's competition it's a million years ahead. The game only shows you the questions and answers, and that is all most players care about when playing the game. You get about 2 games a day unless you want to pay for more. You can even play your friends fast money. Sound is simple, but gives you all you need. This has to be the best game on Facebook. next... jeopardy? I hope so!