Booster Hunters

I'm Talking about Modern Warfare 2 and Boosters. Boosters are the guys who sit in the corner hidden away and shoot each other in the head over and over again in matches. I don't like'em. So If I get in a match with them I hunt them until they quit. I enjoy Booster Hunting. If Microsoft won't do anything about it, well then I'll do my part. I know I'm not stopping them, but man is it fun to piss them off. Well until next time guys /rant off.

Sorry No milk Shake for you!

OK today we rant. How many times have you ordered a milkshake and you were told
A. We are out or B. The machine is broke? Honestly it seems like 90% of the time I ask for a milkshake I'm told I can't get a milkshake when I ask for one. Now I'm not naming any specific place, because It seems to happen everywhere I go. Even KFC never seems to have any Honey BBQ wings ready (they are sooo awesome!), lucky for me Papa Johns always seems to have a BBQ Pizza ready to go (ultra yummy), but then that is another topic. Back on track...So I ask you is it just me? Can a Gamer get a milkshake?

Jacobi Recruits

I knew it was a mistake the moment it was over. I should have never turned this girl into a vampire.

She came out of nowhere as I was walking out of the woods into a clearing, "Jacobi! Do you know who I am?"

I was surprised that a human, a young human girl of about 16, could sneak up on a vampire. "No I don't, but you know my name and so you must know what I am."

Her smile was wicked. I saw then what she was and still is, a young vampire hunter. "My name is Judi and I do know what you are. You are a cannibal, a leach, a soul stealer. My family was killed by your kind when I was 12. I was adopted by a hunter and trained for a year until I ran off to kill things like you on my own. I've been killing things like you for the past 4 years. I've never killed one so young, but it should be fairly easy. I've come to show you the light."

I couldn't help but chuckle, "The light you say? Do you mean that figuratively or literally?"

"I intend on showing you the sunrise one last time. I'll even give you a chance to give up peacefully since you've killed so many of your own kind. "

"Then why not just let me live and go about my own way? or better yet join me in my silly little quest to destroy all evil."

"I've heard about vampires like you Jacobi, but the thing is over time you all lose emotion and the evil in you wins. So I think it's best if I just end your life now, it's the right thing to do. Save us some bloodshed Jacobi and just give up."

"ha-ha, so do you expect me to just sit with you and watch the sun come over the horizon? Do I even get a kiss?"

"You're a cute little boy, but I don't kiss dead things. What are you like 11 little vampire boy? Is it a deal, or should we just cut the bullshit and get to the fighting?"

"I died when I was 12 and maybe you should have stayed with your trainers longer cause I....ugh" I never even saw it coming. a rapid fire cross bow. I had 5 stakes in my chest before I could even blink. Nailed to a tree and Bleeding badly I realized that I had underestimated this little girl, but then again she didn't truly now what I was capable of either. "GO...Away..Girl"

She looked shocked that I could still talk to her, "You are a strong one Jacobi , Even with a stake in the heart you still fight?"

"Go...Away"

I could see the fear creep into her body as she started to realize I wasn't like the other vampires she has killed in the past. "The sun will be up soon and this will all be over. I don't know how you are still alive with a stake in your heart, but no vampire can survive the sunlight."

"Go!" I say as a final warning.

"No" she whispered.

.1 seconds: I think at this point she knew she was in over her head, but it was too late I was hungry and angry.
.2 seconds I ripped the stakes out of my body.
.4 seconds I close the distance between us
.5 my teeth sink into her neck.

I drain her blood. I should have thought more about what I was about to do. I bite my wrist and she instinctively drank from me.

I knew it was a mistake the moment it was over. I should have never turned this girl into a vampire.

Facebook family feud review

Finally Facebook gets a real game to play. The look and feel is better than I would expect from a game on Facebook. compared to it's competition it's a million years ahead. The game only shows you the questions and answers, and that is all most players care about when playing the game. You get about 2 games a day unless you want to pay for more. You can even play your friends fast money. Sound is simple, but gives you all you need. This has to be the best game on Facebook. next... jeopardy? I hope so!

Joe the skeptic vs. Religion

So today I had some Jehovah witnesses come to my home and try to sell their beliefs on me. It didn't upset me and I had a little free time on my hands so unlike most people I answered the door to the older nice man and woman. I'll have to admit this was the first time I have ever thought that, "Hey these two are really nice people. " They didn't seem to even mind that I was agnostic.

When we talked I felt like we had a real discussion and that they really listened to what I have to say. Most of the time it feels like religious people are just trying to get their point across and screw why you feel the way you feel. The woman asked me why I didn't believe and I told her because I believe it's man made. she said, "Do you read?" and I said yes then she asked if I believed what they wrote. I had to tell her no, I don't believe in sci-fi and fantasy stories. the man then said that there is historical evidence that Jesus lived. Maybe he did, but if David Koresh's and Jim Jones lived back then they would have a lot more followers back in "Jesus" times. The conversation was nice. I knew it was pointless, but maybe one day they will have an argument that is based on facts and not faith.

I had facebook friend that I knew from when I was in the Navy post that Obama hates religion. Crazy right? Well I posted the facts to him and he got upset. His post was based off word of mouth and that was it. Other people started to post their disagreement like I did. He got upset and erased the post. Next thing you know he's making apocalypse post and how he doesn't trust the president. I thought this guy was a little weird when he was a punk rocker, but now that he found religion he has really lost it.

The worst run-in with religion I had was when my girlfriend at the time told me she wanted me to meet some of her friends. I was like cool. well she took me to a church and I was like so what time are they getting out? then she said that we were going in. I didn't like the ideal , but I went in anyway.

We found out sets and people greeted us nicely. during prayer the preacher asked us to bow our heads in prayer. Afterwards while everyone's head was still bowed he asked for people who have not been saved to raise their hands. so I did. then he asked the people that want to be saved to go forward to the stage. I stayed in my place. My girlfriend said that i should go up cause people saw me raise my hand and she was embarrassed. I said, "they weren't supposed to be looking anyway."

When we get outside I'm surrounded by like 15 people telling me how evil i was and that I was going to burn in hell. They were so angry with me, and all I could think was now that was pure evil. I was 20 and for years religious people seemed shady and evil. I know better now.

My mom still hopes that I will find God, but I doubt that will happen. My dad doesn't like religion, but he does believe in a higher power and that we just don't know what it is.

Boxers VS. Briefs

Okay people here is the deal, Briefs on adult males disturb me. I don't know why, but it does. I am in the navy and I see this odd habit often on grown men. Why in a world were most women like boxers or even better boxer briefs would a grown man want to wear briefs? I personally love and wear boxer briefs and my woman thinks they are sexy (or so she says, lol).
when I see a dude in briefs it reminds me of a Mommy's boy. It is also believed that briefs cause you to lose fertility. I have a friend that wears briefs and he has a low sperm count and has problems with his balls swelling. Even when the doc sugested wearing briefs he refused. oh well. I'm not going to go to long on this subject, so later people cause This battle is Epic and will most likely go on longer than I will.

After The Fall

Gallegos an ancient vampire turned in his mid 20's and Gies a fledgling vampire peer over the edge of the cliff into the darkness.

Gies lacking emotion like most vampires who have recently passed their natural life span looks to his superior and asks, "Gallegos? Do you think he could have survived?"

Gallegos responds lips barely even moving with an almost telepathic voice, "The boy couldn't have survived such a fall. I've personally tossed much older and stronger vampires over this very cliff and not one has ever returned. We are a vengeful race. If any of my victims would have survived I would know. Besides he was turned merely hours ago. Jacobi and the she-dog that chased him over the edge are unquestionably dead."

"Gallegos, why do you think he ran?"
"Love"

"Love?"

"He found out that we were going to use his little girlfriend as a pet as soon as her wolf blood matured. You do remember love don't you Gies?"

"Like a Dream"

Gallegos and Gies turn and walk away from the rising sun and back into the safe depths of vampire made catacombs inside the Mountains.

"Gallegos, I've been told that you have been inquiring about my life origins."

"And?"

"Sir you do know that there is a law against trying to find out if fellow vampires were born on Earth or in the afterlife. Some are Jealous of the Earth born, because they lived and died on earth only to be reborn in this world. We have enough problems with vampires like you who were born of two vampire parents who believe themselves to be of better-quality than the rest of us."

"Your point?"

"I might not live very long if it became common knowledge that I, Gies, am Earth born and a former human." Just saying the word is starting to leave a bad taste in Gies's mouth.

"Don't you trust me Gallegos?"

"I do remember many years ago, you tried to retaliate once you learned that we intended to turn your lover over to the moon beast to punish you for taking a human for a wife.”

"I was naive, and still full of emotion."

"Human emotion, but soon your superior vampire emotions will consume you. When this happens I do hope that none of those silly human emotions about your family creep back into your soul, or I will exterminate you."

"She is nothing more than a memory."

"And what about seeing your son Jacobi jump over a Cliff?"

"Nothing."

"Good. Now on to more important news. I hear the King of Pop has entered our world."